this day in bugg history

best of breed

corndogg show [click to embiggen]

YAY CORNDOGGS!

why not a bucket

mah bucket [click to embiggen]

Seems legit to me.

 
 
(OK, Dept. of Backstory re: the bucket: We were at the movies with friends several years ago, and when we came out of the theatre, we were standing around in the dimly lit park-like area outside, talking about what to do next. I wasn’t paying much attention to the discussion, because, in the man-made stream running through the park was a small child, standing in the water, with a blue plastic bucket on his head, over his eyes and everything.

“Why does that child have a bucket on his head?” I asked.

Our friends burst out laughing, thinking it was some sort of whackass nonsequitur.*

“No, really. Look.” I pointed. They looked. The laughter reached epic proportions. And so did “Why does that child have a bucket on his head?” passed into legend, and became a byword for inexplicable yet actual Things That Happened.

*Those are not entirely unprecedented, mind you.)

buggs of wraith

buggs of wraith [click to embiggen]

Wrath, wraith, tomayto, tomahto. Did I get a drawing of the Buggs in full tactical and Tok’ra-allied Jaffa gear, with P90s and staff weapons? Well, that’s all that counts.

terrifying

buggmanity [click to embiggen]

Look, I know this image is iconic and we’ve all seen it probably a thousand times, but I have a horror of both fire and falling and goddammit, this is just butt-clenchingly awful.

Putting a face on the Zeppelin? IS NOT HELPING.

SWAK, part two

SWAK [click to embiggen]

I think it was sealed with spit, but that’s just me.

cinco de buggo

cinco de buggo [click to embiggen]

Also known as “Let’s appropriate another culture for the purposes of an excuse to drink to excess!” See also: St. Patrick’s Day. See also: Amateur Night.

Nice poncho, though!

larry, moe and buggy

bugges [click to embiggen]

The world is divided into those who like the Three Stooges Bugges, and those who do not. I belong to the “do not” camp, but I would have watched at least one Three Bugges episode.

Probably not an entire feature-length film, mind you.

mad hatter

improved hattery [click to embiggen]

She wasn’t mad, but really, what a seemingly bizarre patent. Although it sounds like she single-handedly rescued the hat industry in New Buggland, so go her.

jamaica, mon

jamaica mon [click to embiggen]

I’m choosing to believe that his shock is down to someone wearing a bikini top and grass skirt with black leather boots. Because seriously.

I escaped somehow, part two

I escaped somehow [click to embiggen]

Looks like Mary Queen of Buggs was given a frankly ridiculous amount of bedding. You’d think you’d be careful about that, if you were holding someone prisoner.

I mean, lucky for her they did, but still.

crime and punishment

hanged [click to embiggen]

Yeah, there’s a lot about things of this nature that the Buggs don’t get. I cherish their innocence.

it’s all sticky

it's all sticky [click to embiggen]

Of course it features kissing buggs. Who needs a monarch on a stamp when buggs are so much cuter?

No one, that’s who.

footie on the telly

BA final [click to embiggen]

Guys, she has mastered that kick. Any further work is just refining the move.

Well done, Mrs Bugg!

hunting wabbits

buggs bunny [click to embiggen]

THE LITTLE POOFY TAIL OMG.

Also, Mrs Bugg’s shotgun looks frightful. I mean, look at the diameter of that barrel! There won’t be any wabbit left!

iconic

buggman's chibugg [click to embiggen]

Ameribugg’s sweetheart and the Thief of Buggdad!

I also love that Mrs Bugg left her bow.

go forth!

columbugg [click to embiggen]

Cross the globe and decimate whole civilizations! And bring back all their good shit!

GO!

3b

3b [click to embiggen]

3 Buggs? 3 Bytes? 3 Billiard Balls? It certainly looks riveting, whatever it is, and the glasses are fetching!

just living there doesn’t count, part two

buggany bay [click to embiggen]

Also: Mrs Bugg as ship’s figurehead, part one million!

she’s back!

siege [click to embiggen]

You guys! We haven’t had a Joan of Bugg drawing in forever. SO STOKED.

mutiny

mutiny [click to embiggen]

Because I guess just meeting with the captain & going “Hey, we just want to make the sex all day with scantily-clad native girls, can we just go?” was out of the question.

The answer was probably going to be no, to be honest, but it wouldn’t have killed them to ask politely.