why not a bucket

mah bucket [click to embiggen]

Seems legit to me.

 
 
(OK, Dept. of Backstory re: the bucket: We were at the movies with friends several years ago, and when we came out of the theatre, we were standing around in the dimly lit park-like area outside, talking about what to do next. I wasn’t paying much attention to the discussion, because, in the man-made stream running through the park was a small child, standing in the water, with a blue plastic bucket on his head, over his eyes and everything.

“Why does that child have a bucket on his head?” I asked.

Our friends burst out laughing, thinking it was some sort of whackass nonsequitur.*

“No, really. Look.” I pointed. They looked. The laughter reached epic proportions. And so did “Why does that child have a bucket on his head?” passed into legend, and became a byword for inexplicable yet actual Things That Happened.

*Those are not entirely unprecedented, mind you.)