this day in bugg history

where the required uniform includes a fez

Does it get any cooler than that? I submit to you: It does not.

galabuggos

THE BEARD, YOU GUYS.

I mean, yes, Mrs Bugg as some sort of amphibian is awesome, but MR BUGG’S BEARD I CANNOT EVEN.

italian university

What else could it possibly mean?

I shook Hoss’ hand!

“He had his gun on and everything!”

Award yourself ten points if you got that one.

“outfit ideas”?

Tighty-whities dyed red, with a sassy red cape, do not constitute an “outfit”.

Also, they grossly underestimated the number of piercings on the Perbugg king — although they seem to have nailed the freakish height.

Great abs, though.

things that can never be unseen

You can forget about the tartan, the woad, and the Merida-hair.

Bugg buttcrack, y’all.

because apparently splinters and small stones don’t exist in his country

We shall not even speculate on the possibility of snakes, spiders, scorpions or cacti.

buggs are doing it for themselves

Sewing, that is, and at lightning speeds! Why, you could whip together outfits for an entire herd of Stormtroopers in the time it would have taken you to make one Ewok suit before!

dreambugg

Hands up if you are hearing (a) “SAAY-GAAAAA” and/or (b) the chiming sound that happens when you get the coins.

Also, no disrespect to Mr Bugg, but I never liked Tails.

the king

So I started a new job, and the process of ending the last job and starting the current one meant I blew through my buffer of posts without being able to replenish them.

HOWEVER! I am now back, and so are the Buggs, with this offering of a crooning, guitar-wielding entertainer, and the girls who loved him.

Work those hips, Mr Bugg!

anthill inside

Poor bugg!

Hat tip to our dearly departed Sir PTerry for the title.

baby queen

Awww, just look at her adorable, wee, plaid dress! Cutest baby Buggish queen EVAR.

the final frontier

Awww, yeah!

pledge

We can only hope that the Buggs don’t make their kids recite it every day in school, because that is creepy and Orwellian. At least Bugg society, which is inclusive and non-judgmental, probably doesn’t get all cranky about the “liberty and justice for all buggs” bit.