westerns

buffalo bugg

buggy express

this is a stick up

spark to flame

…those are some huge guns, Mrs Bugg.

rangers

showdown

any excuse to wear spurs

colonel custard

buggy the kid

buggy the kid [click to embiggen]

If Mrs Bugg can catch him with that lasso, I’ll give her a dollar.

buglivia

buglivia [click to embiggen]

I love how basically the entire death sections of their respective wikipedia pages are endless “citation needed”.

I shook Hoss’ hand!

bugnanza [click to embiggen]

“He had his gun on and everything!”

Award yourself ten points if you got that one.

be careful not to shoot your horse

red bugg redemption [click to embiggen]

We started playing this game in large part because of listening to Wil Wheaton describe playing it during a panel at Phoenix Comicon lo these many years ago. He specifically mentioned accidentally shooting his horse, and how horrifying it was, and all I could think was, dude, it’s a horse, it’s pretty big, you’d think it’d be easy to miss. Well, no. It is horrifyingly easy to shoot your horse. WTF, Rockstar Games. WTF.

I am therefore glad that Mr and Mrs Bugg appear to be confining their activities to roping and practicing their quickdraw.

buggy the kidd

buggy the kidd [click to embiggen]

Apparently Mr The Kidd was not fast enough on the draw.

Also, I see Mr and Mrs Bugg have used the classic tropes of white hat vs black hat (with matching vests!). Good call, Buggs!

little bugghorn

little bugghorn [click to embiggen]

Poor, foolish Custer. Can’t help but think he got what was coming to him.

hopalong

hopalong [click to embiggen]

I wonder if they had to do rock-paper-scissors to see who would ride the horse?

wild wild west

buggalo bill [click to embiggen]

“Ooooo. I *heart* Buffalo Bill and his Show of the West that is Wild.”

Yeah, seriously. We will watch any movie that Cleolinda parodies*, and then quote it endlessly, despite no one IRL having the slightest idea what we’re talking about.

*Except Twilight. Because jfc.

bugg masterson

bugg masterson [click to embiggen]

Poor Bugg Masterson. On the plus side, we do get this killer view of Mrs Bugg’s butt, and those sweet enspurred boots. Feature!

high noon

high noon [click to embiggen]

Let us not focus on the historical inaccuracy, and instead focus on the the MIND-BREAKING ADORABLENESS of gun holsters on buggs with no hips.

And when that’s had a chance to sink in and make your world a better place, may I direct your attention to Mrs Bugg’s spurs?

You are welcome.

remember the buggamo!

buggamo [click to embiggen]

Poor Buggxans. Not only did they lose, but in a hundred years’ time, people will be peeing on it.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg are both holding old-fashioned rifles, their eyes big Xs of death. Mr Bugg is wearing a coonskin cap, while Mrs Bugg is wearing some sort of weird bow and her usual boots.

The text reads: “Buggarch 6, 1836: Battle of the Buggamo. The Buggxan dedenders all die, including Bugg Crockett and Jim Buggwie.”

 

the hole in the wall buggs

bugg and sundance

I bet Bugg Cassidy really felt like a doofus for insisting on going to Bugglivia. If I were the Sundance Bugg, I’d be pissed.

Transcript:

Mr Bugg stands at the edge of a cliff, firing a pistol behind him towards the ranks of the Bugglivian army, only the guns of whom do we see, firing an overwhelming barrage at the two buggs. Meanwhile, Mrs Bugg, also wielding a pistol, has hurled herself off the cliff into the raging river below. I hope they survive!

The text reads: “Novembug 7, 1908: Bugg Cassidy and the Sundance Bugg are reportedly killed in Bugglivia.”