buggs’ life

maybee day

maybee [click to embiggen]

Which apparently involves jumping? I like it.

I want those cake toppers

cosplay cake [click to embiggen]

No, really, those very toppers: Mr Bugg in mid-ninja-kick with nunchucks, trident-sword-thing and top hat, and Mrs Bugg with the staff weapon accessory* to her wedding dress, and special symbol-of-her-god makeup.

Someone get on that.

*I wonder if a staff weapon counts as old, new or borrowed?

I’m pretty sure he’s already succeeded

secrets [click to embiggen]

I mean, seriously. We’re on Bugg drawing number … what? 700? Something like that — and that’s just the comparatively recent ones! I’m pretty sure Mrs Bugg already loves him to pieces. She wouldn’t do all that stuff with him if she didn’t.

She’s wooed, Mr Bugg. She’s wooed.

understandable

distractions [click to embiggen]

That’s the day Loki and I got married! I have to say, though … we might not have gone through with it if there had been a roller coaster nearby.

right back at you

apribugg [click to embiggen]

Glory unto Bugg in the highest!

(I have no idea what this is about, either, but I will paraphrase Christopher Moore all day long.)

why I wish I was closer to realtime with these posts

conga [click to embiggen]

Because I have NO FUCKING CLUE what this is about.

Love the conga line, though!

pele on ice

pele on ice [click to embiggen]

Because of course you would.

It would appear the answer is a resounding “YES”.

I love all those things

stuff I love [click to embiggen]

Oh, yes. I love the staff weapon and the tactical vest and the cleats and the cowboy-boots-with-spurs and the surveillance van and the ninja and pirate weaponry and the P90. I love that the buggs love what I love!

happily, it wasn’t needed

the finger [click to embiggen]

And by “happily”, I mean, “happily I am still employed and not bankrupt and homeless, because that would suck more than my job, which sucks quite a lot, but from which I am taking steps to distance myself, not least of which is building up our candy shop in the hopes that it will help significantly with our financial security.”

Also: Thanks for your support, Buggs!

that is very important indeed

a whole colony [click to embiggen]

It’s important that one is absolved for knocking over that Piggly Wiggly in Yazoo — whether one was innocent of those charges or not.

a small bugg shall lead them

wise buggs [click to embiggen]

Sirius: A super-important star in the History of Loki and Suriel. I’m not surprised that that’s what the wise Buggs used to find the Baby Loki.

Also: Mrs Bugg and her staff weapon, let me just tell you what.

I’ve seen trouble all my days

soggy bottom buggs [click to embiggen]

THE BEARDS, you guys. THE BEARDS.

We shall not even speak of the deadly cute of the overalls, ok?

I don’t think he was really trying

cosplay [click to embiggen]

I mean, I wouldn’t blame him if he just wanted to keep on being a pretty pretty princess … more power to him, I say.

And of course, we’ve got the bonus of Mrs Bugg as a Jaffa First Prime. LOVE the thousand-yard stare.

my heart will go on … a plate

buggtanic [click to embiggen]

Hat tip to Andy Deane for that subject. I’m never, ever going to get over them covering the Celine Dion song. No. Never.

Anyway. Super cute drawing here, and the love on both their faces is just a huge happiness.

who doesn’t love a good princess party?

princess party [click to embiggen]

I think the Buggs were influenced by that party scene in the beginning of Despicable Me 2. That unicorn dress, you guys. Loki and I nearly peed, we were laughing so hard.

because jelly beans are so well-guarded

heist [click to embiggen]

Seriously. Lasers, halon systems, pressure pads in the floor, the whole nine.

Or this is something the Buggs got Loki to set up so they could hum the Mission: Impossible theme while rolling around on the floor.

Either way.

viking funeral

viking burial [click to embiggen]

While part of me would really like to see the boats re-used for other re-enactments, or see the wood re-used for some killer art project or bathroom remodel or some shit, I cannot deny the epic awesomeness of the boat on fire, combined with the Buggs’ crazy-good viking outfits — not least of which is Mrs Bugg’s furry boots holy crap.

Also: Horned helmets. Horned helmets are the shit.

it’s like regular football, only smaller

arenabugg [click to embiggen]

LOVE THE CLEATS SO MUCH.

Also the symbol of Mrs Bugg’s god. Heh.

bloodlines

BKC [click to embiggen]

Yeah, I’m always gonna like mutts best.

Plus some of the characteristics breeders select for are just fucking nuts. Smushed-in noses & bug eyes are never going to be awesome, guys.

Fenris vs. ninjas

ninjas [click to embiggen]

True story: Fenris can hear the UPS guy pulling into our neighborhood, two blocks away. Fenris does not approve of this. He approves still less of the UPS guy pulling up to our house. Interestingly, he could care less about the FedEx guy or the USPS lady.

Of course, half the time, we can’t hear the UPS truck two blocks away, so we act like it’s ninjas. “Thanks for scaring off the ninjas, Fenris!”

The other half of the time, it’s the middle of the godsdamned night and obviously not the UPS guy — and now we know what it really was.