Ah, yes, May 5: Along with St. Patrick’s Day, one of the nights we steadfastly refuse to go anywhere that serves alcohol, because of all the amateurs drinking way too much.
Really hope you’re doing your tequila shots and sombrero dances at home, Buggs!
OK, look, Buggs, I did not threaten violence at Loki on the day we met. I said I was going to mug him and steal his jacket, and plenty of muggings happen without any violence at all, so y’all need to just move the hell on, ok?
True story: Loki and I went to a luau-themed New Year’s Eve party dressed in identical Hawaiian shirts … because that’s what old married couples do, right?