this day in bugg history

giant steps are what you take

How exciting that must have been!

perfect

How glorious for her!

happiest place

I know how much the Buggs love Bugsneyland. All hail the Matterhorn!

buggnotes

I wonder how long it took people to be ok with money that didn’t jingle? What a strange concept, that we totally take for granted now — except now money’s even more abstract: paychecks direct deposited, goods paid for with debit cards. How much money do we earn and spend without ever seeing it in physical form?

Money’s a dream, and here’s where it started.

ancient limericks

Did ancient Buggypt even have a town called Nantucket?

quartered

Honestly, Buggs? It’s better that you don’t know what quartering is. Because ew.

quatorze juillet

I don’t remember a battering ram, but it would probably be hard to cosplay forty thousand empty muskets, so let’s run with it.

… pun not intended. Let’s run with that, too!

buggy the kidd

Apparently Mr The Kidd was not fast enough on the draw.

Also, I see Mr and Mrs Bugg have used the classic tropes of white hat vs black hat (with matching vests!). Good call, Buggs!

donkey bugg

One of the greats!

Not a patch on Tempest, mind you, but right up there.

bugglantis

Hands up everyone who’s bummed that the shuttle program was discontinued.

Yeah, me too.

vasco de buggama

Funny, I don’t remember him having a pirate hat. Ah, hell, let’s just run with it.

Also: Mrs Bugg as the ship’s figurehead, YAY!

rosbugg incident

OK, Mr Bugg, I’m pretty sure the alien from Ros~~well~~bugg was a little-grey-man type, not a Spock type. I mean, it’s a great look and all, but I’m pretty sure it’s not right.

innovative

Mr Bugg looks so sad! Does he not know that he can solve the problem presented by that huge loaf with a serrated knife?

skirmish

“C’mon”, says Mrs Bugg, whistling innocently. “Gallop your huge war horse at me. I am totally not going to raise this BIG-ASS POINTY STICK at the last moment, impaling your horse and hurling you into my ranks of bad-ass, woad-painted berzerkers, who will hack your ass to bits and probably eat the remains. TOTALLY NOT GOING TO DO THAT.”