have a cigar

cigar [click to embiggen]

Also, that is one scary beard Mrs Bugg is rocking.

what was she thinking?

in a barrel [click to embiggen]

I mean, this is basically the extension of the line of thought that leads kids to jump off the roof with an umbrella, and we know how well that usually ends.

this is heresy

heretic [click to embiggen]

Bonus points if you now have the Christian Death song running through your head.

Ref.

further proof that the Buggs are eight-year-old boys

orbiting uranus [click to embiggen]

Y’know. In case you needed it. Which I suspect you didn’t.

all that is blue is not woad

blue [click to embiggen]

On the other hand, we know how much the Buggs like Scotbugg and tartan, so let’s run with it.

champeen

champeen [click to embiggen]

Let’s hope the winnings were sufficient to buy him some new teeth.

make mine sourdough

toast [click to embiggen]

Now that I think about it, though, I don’t think there is a bread yet made that I don’t like.

under the lights

under the lights [click to embiggen]

Now Buggby can happen at any time of day or night! Funny hats and finger-guns for all.

ivy league

princebug [click to embiggen]

Because all sport is better with broomsticks.

valenbuggo

valenbuggo [click to embiggen]

I cannot even explain to you how awesome Mrs Bugg looks as a Buggdouin — except that she is vastly outshone by Mr Bugg as the Sheikh, with that turban and sword omg.

lightbugg

lightbugg [click to embiggen]

Mrs Bugg does not look happy to be “workable”.

weak sauce

footbugg code [click to embiggen]

And this is why footbugg is vastly inferior to Quidditch.

our lady of pez

pez [click to embiggen]

Pez, paz. Tomato, tomahto.

we got albugg

we got albugg [click to embiggen]

Thanks for bringing your awesome hair here, sir!

polbuggish mash notes

polbugg postal [click to embiggen]

Sending mash notes is an important part of everyone’s lives, including those in Polbugg.

so much awesome ahead

bugney [click to embiggen]

Theme parks, animation, the Mickey Bugg Club, the eternal debate over the nature of Goofy … so. Much. Awesome.

I hear their Quidditch team is pretty good

bugham young [click to embiggen]

I mean, not spectacular or anything, but, y’know. Decent.

she can be king if she wants to

polbug [click to embiggen]

I’m not really seeing a problem here.

we all love bugcy

bugcy [click to embiggen]

Yes, Mrs Bugg as Bugcy is pretty cute, but Mr Bugg is freaking adorable as Ricky Buggcardo, with his moustache and his bongo and that hair omg.

she was more than a dancer

buga hari [click to embiggen]

I mean, she was a really good dancer, but she was also a really good liar and spy.