this day in bugg history

love the docs

docs [click to embiggen]

I was thinking we should have a “boots” tag, but then I realized that would mean basically every single drawing, since Mrs Bugg lovers her some boots.

test match

test [click to embiggen]

I am choosing to believe that a test match is like playtesting board games.

press eject and hand me the bugg

bugghaus [click to embiggen]

Er. Wrong bugghaus?

chief buggy officer

chief buggy officer [click to embiggen]

Would it have killed the Navy to make their trousers a couple inches longer? What is the purpose of those stupid short pant legs?

chewin’ gum

chewing gum [click to embiggen]

I really wish Juicy Fruit came in a sugar-free version. I miss that stuff.

you do know it’s fake, right?

wrestlebuggia [click to embiggen]

I love the fact that the Buggs’ wrestling ring appears to be triangular.

ether

ether [click to embiggen]

I don’t even want to think about what surgery was like pre-anesthesia. *shudder*

surrender

surrender [click to embiggen]

Ending war is almost always good, but man, what a stain on our history. People suck, y’all.

international bugby

international bugby [click to embiggen]

That’s international in the same way the World Series involves the world.

king of all the things

king of all the things [click to embiggen]

That’s pretty greedy, if you ask me. Also, the investiture ceremonies must have lasted weeks.

sleeping in

sleeping in [click to embiggen]

Can you blame them? Sleeping in is glorious.

no backsies

no backsies [click to embiggen]

Yes, “no backsies” is a classic clause to include in a peace treaty.

robert the bugg

robert the bugg [click to embiggen]

I imagine the Buggs start squealing when they see an event from Scottsbugg in the daily Buggepedia list.

driving test

driving test [click to embiggen]

Does the test involve driving really fast around a test track on an airfield? That’s the kind of test I would love to take.

book of morbugg

book of morbugg [click to embiggen]

I kind of think the e-reader is anachronistic, but I’m not 100% clear on the technological timeline in the buggs’ world, so let’s just run with it.

U.U.

UU [click to embiggen]

No, not that U.U., alas.

Also? Netherbuggs? Does not mean underpants.

drafted

drafted [click to embiggen]

Don’t worry, Mrs Bugg — he comes back safely.

brandenbug

brandenbug [click to embiggen]

My favorite! The Buggs know me so well.

buggs in space

buggs in space [click to embiggen]

Hand-holding Buggs in space: So. CUTE.

a league of their own

footbugg league [click to embiggen]

Pretty sure weaponry wasn’t involved.