this day in bugg history

earth day

earth day [click to embiggen]

I have many fond memories of Earth Day 1990 — mostly that I (a) did not vomit, and (2) was not caught.

WIN!

olymbuggiad

olymbugg [click to embiggen]

Dude. TUG OF WAR was an actual thing. We should bring it back!

in bugg we trust

in bugg we trust [click to embiggen]

What’s not to trust? I’m sure all buggs are trustworthy like whoa.

tianenbugg

tianenbugg [click to embiggen

I wish we knew what happened to Tank Bugg.

loch bugg

loch bugg [click to embiggen]

But what if she’s not a monster? What if she’s just tragically misunderstood?

bag day

bag day [click to embiggen]

Because “cock” and “bag of dicks” but mainly because the Buggs will go to any convoluted lengths to make a joke.

danibugg

danibugg [click to embiggen]

I kind of don’t think she was dressed as The Stig, but OK.

Also, to the buggs in 2nd and 3rd places, who look so bummed to have been beaten by a female: SUCK IT UP, BUTTERCUP, AND GET USED TO IT!

Er.

but what will we do with this carving station?

rump roast [click to embiggen]

I mean, we can use it at Christmas and Thanksgiving, but that seems sort of wasteful. Let’s legislate for Prime Rib Wednesdays, ok?

strange fruit

strange fruit [click to embiggen]

Bugg music is weird, y’all.

buggtanic

buggtanic [click to embiggen]

Pretty sure this was just an elaborate plot to allow Mr Bugg to grab Mrs Bugg’s butt.

West with Knife, Fork and Bib

bugner [click to embiggen]

… appears to be the title of the survivors’ autobiography, judging by this pic.

thus starting the Dictionary Wars with Oxford

dictionary [click to embiggen]

Look, in my mind, that’s how it went down. Because: BATTLE OF WORDS.

You’re welcome.

not that empire

not that empire [click to embiggen]

On the other hand, asking the Buggs to pass up Star Wars cosplay is kind of a mean thing to do.

he escaped Xanadu somehow

monbuggals [click to embiggen]

Possibly when that guy turned up.

(Stop me before I sub-reference again.)

what Armor Class does a grass skirt have?

crusaders [click to embiggen]

Because I’m kind of thinking that’s how the Crusaders won.

Mr Bugg looks ADORABLE, however!

spoiler alert: they get home safely

bugpollo 13 [click to embiggen]

Because you looked a little worried.

circuses and buggephants

buggephant [click to embiggen]

OK, now I totally have that song in my head.

bad breakup

breakup [click to embiggen]

She looks really sad about it, but it seems to have been inevitable.

recasting

recasting [click to embiggen]

Mrs Bugg is all “MR BUGG DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT”

approach path

approach path [click to embiggen]

Apparently all telescope work now requires buttcrack. Oh, Buggs.