scotbugg

referendum

Quite the historic vote!

battlebuggs

There is not one single thing about this that is not awesome. The horned helmet. The ankh-emblazoned shield. The ENORMOUS greatsword. The woad, the tartan, the huge head of red hair.

ALL AWESOME.

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And why not? It’s basically awesome, am I right?

JUST LIKE THE BUGGS.

things that can never be unseen

You can forget about the tartan, the woad, and the Merida-hair.

Bugg buttcrack, y’all.

baby queen

Awww, just look at her adorable, wee, plaid dress! Cutest baby Buggish queen EVAR.

the holy trinity

Woad. Tartan. Blood-and-guts.

Or is that weaponry, killin’ and kilts?

Whatever. The best things in life are Scottish, according to the Buggs.

triumphant return

She’s here to kick ass and chew bubblegum … and she’s all out of bubblegum.

the boy king

No, not that one; the other one.

Also, Mary can’t catch a break, can she?

skirmish

“C’mon”, says Mrs Bugg, whistling innocently. “Gallop your huge war horse at me. I am totally not going to raise this BIG-ASS POINTY STICK at the last moment, impaling your horse and hurling you into my ranks of bad-ass, woad-painted berzerkers, who will hack your ass to bits and probably eat the remains. TOTALLY NOT GOING TO DO THAT.”

tartan awesomeness

Continuing our theme of UNBELIEVABLE CUTENESS, Mrs Bugg’s great big bushy beard is just side-splitting, as is her giant, bigger-than-she-is greatsword. Mr Bugg with his spiffy crown, ankh sceptre and wee short sword of pointiness are just an extra helping of awesome. Like sprinkles on ice cream.

that’s a hell of a commute

Seriously, how long did it take to get from Scot~~land~~bugg to London in the seventeenth century? It probably made L.A. on a rainy Thursday look like a cakewalk.

Also, the Buggs were probably squealing with joy at the conjunction of royalty and Scotbugg, two of their very most favorite things ever.

the sun never shines

The poor MacBugnals. What a sad day in history.

Transcript:

This is an icky one. Mr Bugg kneels between two halves of a bugg body, severed through the torso. He is pulling entrails from the corpse — entrails not entirely unlike a string of sausages, which is not entirely unlike the extra on the Brave DVD, by which I strongly suspect they were influenced. Mrs Bugg, meanwhile, is throwing her arms up in horror.

The text reads: “Febuggary 13, 1692: Massacre at Buggcoe … about 78 MacBugnals are robbed of their entrails.”

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