this day in bugg history

lebugoland

We wanted to go the last time we were in Calibuggia, but it costs about three million american dollars per person, not including food, so we skipped it.

general theory of all the things

I was hoping for a more specific theory, but I guess this is a good starting point.

paris

He was probably craving macarons.

foreigner

So I guess foreign = ponchos and sombreros? Oh, Buggs.

dylan

Not a huge fan of Mr Dylan, but he’s been a big influence on music ever since, so …

knockout

Dude. She’s knocked out three teeth with one punch holy crap. I hope teeth grow back like limbs and things.

sin city

Looks like Mr Bugg is out of his mind on Grasshoppers, while Mrs Bugg rolls the bones. I’m sure later on there will be a buffet full of fried food. Fun times!

membership has its buggs

Ooh, they’ve got gold cards, even!

last grand master

And of course, he is celebrated with the biggest marshmallow roast ever.

tragedy

No jokes here. The Buggs are wearing black armbands to show their sorrow over this evil act that would be repeated untold times during the war.

a big night on the amateur drinkers’ calendar

Along with Cinco de Buggo, one of the nights I positively will not go to a bar, and in recent years, hardly leave the house.

is he now the Dark Lord?

Ah, no — he would still be styled Duke.

FA cup

Well played, Wanderers! Was it a bicycle kick that won it for you?

San Dibuggo State

Looks like Mrs Bugg was sorted into Slyterin!

In related news, I’m writing this on September 2nd, and yesterday, my Twitter and Tumblr feeds were full of Hogwarts goodness, including this awesome pic of the Departures board at Kings Cross station :