grand theft jellybean

grand theft

Efficiency is key. Spend too much time mining, there’s not enough time left for cosplay.


Mr and Mrs Bugg each drive a tiny, antennaed bugg pickup truck. In the bed of each truck, a single, gigantic, speckled jelly bean rests precariously.

The text reads: “As fun as the mines were, the buggs realized it was faster to just liberate jelly beans from Costco.”