I’m only a little sorry to say that the corndogg does not miss the tofubeast. I mean, I don’t want him to be sad or lonely, just … well, he liked her, but mostly she was a pain in his ass, if I’m honest.

He is enjoying our undivided attention, however.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg are waving to get our attention, as they have something to tell us. Next to them, a chubby corndog looks on.

The text reads: “The Corn Dogg wants more attention.”