give him the loves


I’m only a little sorry to say that the corndogg does not miss the tofubeast. I mean, I don’t want him to be sad or lonely, just … well, he liked her, but mostly she was a pain in his ass, if I’m honest.

He is enjoying our undivided attention, however.


Mr and Mrs Bugg are waving to get our attention, as they have something to tell us. Next to them, a chubby corndog looks on.

The text reads: “The Corn Dogg wants more attention.”