The jury is out on the relative level of awesome in this new type of kiss.

Transcript:

Mr Bugg has leaned in close to Mrs Bugg. He has pressed his puckered lips to her cheek, and they are flapping as he blows through them forcefully, making a raspberry sound. Mrs Bugg, meanwhile, is throwing her arms up in shock, while her eyes are asterisks, also of shock. It is impossible to determine from context if she is enjoying this experience.

The text reads: “Mr Bugg has found an awesome new way to kiss … without biting.”