What an exciting time for all concerned!

Transcript:

Mr Bugg stands at the prow of a large sailing ship, anchored about ten feet away from a small tropical island, which prompts the question, why is looking through a telescope? The answer: To better see Mrs Bugg, not overly dressed in a bra made of coconut halves and a micro-mini skirt made of the local vegetation, along with boots and bow, as per usual.

The text reads: “Buggarch 6, 1521: Ferdinand Buggellan arrives in Guam.”