That is totally not a flying sombrero with a bow. Totally not.

Transcript:

Mr Bugg is piloting what looks like a jet, except he’s no longer piloting it, he’s crashing it nose-first into a very tall, very pointy mountain. Ahead of him is a flying saucer with a bow on top, that in no way resembles a sombrero. Totally not.

The text reads: “Janybug 7, 1948: Bugtucky Natinal Bugg airforce pilot Bugnard Montbugry crashes while chasing a UFB.”