I know what you’re going to say.

You’re going to say, “Why do jelly beans need to be chilled?” Or, “what on earth is that, some sort of whackass Christmas tree topper?” Or even, “Who makes ice cubes in that shape?”

And I answer you: “It doesn’t matter the slightest little bit that jellybeans don’t need chilling, or that the thing is weird, or that that would be the weirdest ice cube tray ever, because they went all the way to the arctic for it, in those KILLER fuzzy, hooded coats and boots and sporty goggles, and they did it out of love, so you just shut your pie-hole and stop being such a Critical Charlie, ok?”

Ahem.