the industry-standard crash test

crash test buggs

Y’know, Buggs, the motor industry uses dummies for these tests. Something to think about, huh?


Mr and Mrs Bugg stumble about and clutch their heads in agony, stars and swirls floating above them to indicate pain and dizziness. In the background, two brick walls appear to be untouched by the two phones that have been crashed into them, while the phones show definite signs of being smashed beyond repaid.

The text reads: “The Buggs have discovered both of your phone choices should not be driven into a brick wall.”