that’s not cricket


I know I tend to go on and on about bugg accessories, but seriously, MRS BUGG’S SHIN PADS, I CANNOT STAND IT.

Also, the bugg wicket appears to have only two stumps and one bail, but because I know nothing about grasshopper, I can’t tell you if this makes the game easier or harder.


Mr Bugg runs up the pitch, a large, heavy ball in his hand, ready for an overhand throw. Mrs Bugg stands in front of a wicket, bat at the ready, pads firmly in place. Sport is clearly about to happen.

The text reads: “Maybee 1, 1751: The first grasshopper match is played in buggland.”