Is there a bugg version of Consumer Reports? Because I think they’re missing out on a hot market.

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Mr and Mrs Bugg and a horde of other buggs swarm over what must be my Mini Cooper, Nigel (although he is bedecked with antennae), wielding all manner of horrifying testing apparatus, including a jackhammer, a pickaxe, a sledgehammer, and what may possibly be a sword, while a fifth bugg jumps on the hood.

The text reads: “The buggs have found that most Minis are bugg proof … although they couldn’t reach the pedals to do a crash test. [THANK GODS. -Ed.]