not sports I’d have thought to combine

jousting vs roller coasters [click to embiggen]

This looks super painful.


Mr and Mrs Bugg are coming at each other, holding lances, except they’re not on horseback. They’re on rollercoasters whose tracks scream past one another, perfectly spaced to allow the combatants to joust. Why they should want to do this is anyone’s guess, but Mr Bugg has his tongue out in concentration.

The text reads: “Combining sports: Jousting vs Roller Coaster”