Seriously, the Corn Dogg has saved us from every menace there is, including ninjas, pirates, children, the UPS guy, people on bikes, other dogs, leaves and the wind. We are ever so grateful and not at all annoyed that he barks and barks and barks and barks at four in the morning. Not at all.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg are dressed as ninjas, but have dropped their nunchucks, throwing stars, swords trident-shaped pokey things, as they are being chased by a large corndogg, his mouth open in a ferocious bark.

The text reads: “The Corn Dogg caught some ninja buggs sneaking in and chased them off.”