Hey, at least it wasn’t cigar butts in gallstone sauce.

Transcript:

A newly-crowned king sits on a raised throne, waving a scepter and smiling benevolently, while in the foreground, Mr and Mrs Bugg are roasting stick-impaled weenies over a roaring fire. They are surrounded by tail-wagging corndoggs and tofubeasts, and Mrs Bugg is surreptitiously slipping a hot dog to the tofubeast.

The text reads: “Buggtober 18, 629: King Bugbert is crowned King of the Franks. He decrees franks and beans for all buggs and their pets.”