I can’t help but notice that Mr Bugg is doing his composing using what appears to be a Casio keyboard, complete with speakers. I can’t help but think that he’d get better tone with a proper keyboard, a mixing board with a pre-amp and some good monitor speakers. Have we taught you nothing, Mr Bugg?

Transcript:

Mr Bugg, wearing a beret and an impressive mustache, sits at a musical-note-spewing keyboard, while Mrs Bugg, also wearing a thin mustache and with a bow perched atop her beret, stands happily by, hands clasped together. Behind her, more buggs in berets stand ready.

The text reads: “Aprovul 25, 1792: “La Buggseillaise” (the Buggance National Anthem) is composed by Claude Joseph Rouget de Bugg. Millions of buggs with berets and mustaches await the first performance.”