sport

champeen

champeen [click to embiggen]

Let’s hope the winnings were sufficient to buy him some new teeth.

under the lights

under the lights [click to embiggen]

Now Buggby can happen at any time of day or night! Funny hats and finger-guns for all.

ivy league

princebug [click to embiggen]

Because all sport is better with broomsticks.

weak sauce

footbugg code [click to embiggen]

And this is why footbugg is vastly inferior to Quidditch.

that was a spanking

lopsided [click to embiggen]

How sad for Cumbuggland! I don’t like footbugg very much, but it’s depressing when the scoreline ends up like that.

it’s all about the quidditch team

quidditch team [click to embiggen]

Naturally! Everyone, even high-up god-botherers, loves Quidditch.

bugg ten

stanbugg [click to embiggen]

Dude, if there was a Bugg Ten Quidditch cable channel, I would subscribe to that in a heartbeat.

world series

world series [click to embiggen]

I love how the “world” series doesn’t actually include the entire world. Oh, BuggSA, you so funny.

live sports

live sports [click to embiggen]

We shall not focus on the footbugg (of which I am not a fan); instead, we shall focus on the adorable wee cleats. Because they are adorable.

the national pastime

knickerbuggs [click to embiggen]

Love those massive gloves!

because apparently splinters and small stones don’t exist in his country

barefoot [click to embiggen]

We shall not even speculate on the possibility of snakes, spiders, scorpions or cacti.

forward pass

forward pass [click to embiggen]

I’m choosing to believe, based on Mr Bugg’s hat, that this is because up until then, the rules for footbugg were based on the rules for buggby.

(Hey, I was right!)

rastlin’

rastling [click to embiggen]

“You wear tights?”
“I wear the required uniform.”
“Tights.”
“… SHUT UP.”

out

out [click to embiggen]

The most important thing is that you’re comfortable with who you are, and that you have the support of your friends and/or family.

Buggs: Cosplay all you like. I love you.

thereby taking over autumn Sundays until the end of time

ABL [click to embiggen]

I’m not a fan of the American footbuggball, but I do appreciate Mr and Mrs Bugg in their outfits. They look like Mr Stay-Puft!

what is up with those hats

buggstralian rules [click to embiggen]

And those finger-gun gestures? Filed under “shit I will never understand” and also “things I will continue to watch at least a few minutes of, because of the hats and the finger guns”.

Yeah, my file cabinet is weird.

perfect

perfect [click to embiggen]

How glorious for her!

there are no rules

rules [click to embiggen]

I’m guessing the rules are “win at all costs”, although there’s probably a point-scoring provision directly related to the number of teeth knocked out of the mouths of the opposing team.

leaving bugzil

leaving bugzil [click to embiggen]

Aww, me too! We played pretty well, though, I thought.

super supporters

super supporters [click to embiggen]

Apparently that means face-paint and patriotic bikinis? Okey dokey.