Look, I’m no expert, but I’d think a ninja would spot a soccer ball coming and dodge.

On the other hand, these are buggs, so who knows.

Transcript:

Mr Bugg is head to foot in ninja black, short scimitar thing in one hand, small pointy trident thing in the other. He is facing Mrs Bugg, whose cleated foot has just kicked seven kinds of hell out of a soccer ball using her patented bicycle kick.

The text reads: “Ninja vs. Soccer player.”