I just … what.

Transcript:

Mr Bugg is half-kneeling, clutching his wrist where his hand has been severed. He looks quite sad, as one frequently does when one has lost a limb. Mrs Bugg is looking evil in her Darth Buggirl getup, waving her lightsaber and screaming, from the looks of it.

The text reads: “Luke, I am your 4th cousin 3rd removed, so we can have sex.”