Aww, poor Napoleon. Everyone wants alien warriors with staff weapons, don’t they?

Transcript :

Napoleon Buggapart stands in the foreground, hand in his jacket and wearing a sporty hat, as other buggs rain canon fire upon a fortified city.

The text reads: “Munch 7, 1814: Napolean Buggapart captures the city of Jaffa hoping it will supply him with alien warriors using staff weapons. Sadly the SciFi Channel doesn’t exist yet.”