But will they do, like, Shakespeare? Or telenovelas? Or maybe an American classic like A Streetcar Named Desire?

I would watch Buggs acting out all of these things.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg stand on either side of a stage (it appears to be quite similar to the stage they used last time) with their arms extended, spokesmodel-fashion, towards the stage, whose proscenium bears the legend “BUGGDONIUM”. I don’t know what that is, but I can infer from Mr Bugg’s top hat that it will be quite a production. The footlights glow on the curtain, and I am sure that the crowds are even now gathering.

The text reads: “Nothing really good happened today in Buggdom, so the buggs thought they would act out some drama.”