bugyern munchen

bugyern munchen [click to embiggen]

So either every footbugg club in the world has a player number 42 who specializes in bicycle kicks, or this is just the Buggs’ default footbugg pose.

I’m good with either answer.

bugglympic gold

bugglympic gold [click to embiggen]

When are you going to start wearing mouth guards, guys? Those teeth are ridiculous.

icebugg footbugg

icebugg footbugg [click to embiggen]

I could have sworn I had a “skates” category. There are very few things in this world cuter than Buggs in skates.

underdog

underdog [click to embiggen]

I’m not sure what the good cause was, but holy crap, do they both look awful.

I’m digging Mrs Bugg’s sport bra, though. Thank you, Brandi Chastain, for paving that road for her.

volleybugg

volleybugg [click to embiggen]

The first summer I lived in the desert, we played volleybugg every Sunday in the blazing heat.

I … kind of don’t remember how we did that, because it was a proper hot summer, with temps well over 100°F. How am I still alive?

super bugg

super bugg [click to embiggen]

Not to be confused with super bugs.

and now, the footbugg edition

hall of fame footbugg edition [click to embiggen]

THOSE OUTFITS. Unbearably cute.

hall of famers

hall of fame [click to embiggen]

YAY for cleats.

rules

rules [click to embiggen]

It’s important to establish the rules right away, or you get things like players claiming infinity baskets and things like that.

controversy

controversy [click to embiggen]

No one understands it, Buggs. Literally not one single person on the planet.

playoffs

playoffs [click to embiggen]

And there was much rejoicing? Because apparently the previous system was badly flawed?

Yeah, I don’t know either.

commissioner

commissioner [click to embiggen]

Confidence in your sporting overlords is important.

goal record

goal record [click to embiggen]

And considering hockey usually has a soccer-esque score line, that is pretty impressive.

BuggFL

BuggFL [click to embiggen]

Not a big fan of American footbugg, as we all know, but I do loves me some Mrs Bugg in cleats.

heisbugg trophy

heisbugg [click to embiggen]

What we have here is the glorious intersection of cleats, university and wizards, with a bonus in the form of that name. Buggwanger, I ask you.

one thousand

one thousand [click to embiggen]

I really hope Mrs Bugg doesn’t bite her tongue off one of these times.

trade

trade [click to embiggen]

Because before it was a back-alley deals with thugs and crime bosses, I guess?

ubfc

ufc [click to embiggen]

Yeah, because buggs need more reasons to pummel each other.

ameribug buggball

buggball [click to embiggen]

So this was apparently the first official intercollegiate buggball game. Before that, it was just like back-alley dance-off style buggball.