all the celebrity gossip and diet advice you can handle

Bugg Magazine [click to embiggen]

Actually, I bet the Buggs can’t be having with dieting. I think they just eat everything in moderation and get plenty of exercise. And their idea of good celebrity gossip is about how well famous actors treat their tofubeasts, and all about their work with tofubeast rescue charities. Or something.

That’s the sort of world I want to live in.


Mr and Mrs Bugg are each holding a copy of a magazine. Their eyes are wide in glee as they read about the latest exploits of Buggelina and her huge gift to animal charities.

The text reads: “Buggarch 4, 1974: Bugg Magazine is first published.”