AWWWW. Y’all, this was Loki’s actual birthday, and apparently, not a damn thing happened on this day in 1930 — so sayeth The Beeb.

Also: Mr Bugg is a sweetie, let me tell you what.

Transcript:

Standing in front of a broadcasting radio tower, Mr Bugg, a contemplative expression on his face, thinks of a smiling Mrs Bugg.

The text reads: “Aprovul 18, 1930: The Bugg Broadcasting Company announces that there is no news of the day … but Mr Buggs takes the time to realize how much his life depends on Mrs Bugg.”