Wait, what do you mean, it’s not?

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg are high-fiving one another, although I’m not sure why. They are both in full-on buggkey kit — pads, sticks and skates — and both have black eyes, although only Mr Bugg appears to be missing teeth. Mrs Bugg is rocking some icky mouth stitches, which more or less makes up for retaining her teeth.

The text reads: “Buggarch 3, 1875: The first indoor game of Ice Buggkey is played. The buggs beat the other buggs 3 teeth to 0.”