I’m sure Revolutionary war hero and first president of the Bugg States of America, General George Buggington, would be thrilled by this huge phallic symbol that bears his name.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg stand on either side of a gigantic, antennae’d obelisk, waving flags to show their patriotism. There is a small doorway in the bottom of the structure, but other than that (and the antennae) it is just a big, fat, pointy-penis-shaped building.

The text reads: Decembugg 6, 1884: The Buggington Monument in Buggington D.C. is completed.”