Yay, Buggmas! It is my second-favorite holiday, after Thanksgiving, which is pretty much heresy for a goth, but twenty roasting Halloweens in the desert have broken me. WINTER HOLIDAYS FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN, I TELL YOU.

Ahem.

Transcript:

Mr And Mrs Bugg, adorned in their holiday finest (mostly pointy elf/santa hats, Mrs Bugg’s with a bow) wave candy canes in front of a beautifully decorated evergreen tree. The tree’s base is surrounded by festively wrapped presents.

The text reads: “Junebugg 26, 1870: The Buggian holiday of Buggmas is declared a federal holiday in the United States of Buggmerica.”