This drawing is in no way reflective of a night Loki and I spent at a WNBA game for a work outing, being bored out of our skulls and in danger of losing our butts to numbness due to the epically uncomfortable seats. Nope, no basis in current affairs whatsoever.

Transcript:

Mrs Bugg, tongue out in concentration, leaps over the head of another basketball player, undoubtedly on her way to making a perfect three-point shot in the basket in the background.

The text reads: “Bugust 15, 1970: Patricia Bugglinkas becomes the first female bugg to play in the WBNBA … she quits after two games because it’s boring and hurts her butt.”