Wait. If you’re so bugg?

Transcript:

Mr Bugg wears metal shoulder, elbow and knee pads and some sort of black hat. He is standing outside the walls of a fairly well-fortified-looking city, but his hands are outstretched, catching the fall of coins from Mrs Bugg’s hand. She is smiling hugely, not just because her fur ankle boots are spectacular, nor because her round shield with the symbol of her regiment is stunning, nor because her bow-topped black hat is particularly fetching, but because her army is going to win.

The text reads: “Janubug 16, 550: Buggthic War: the Ostrobuggs conquer Bugome after bribing the Isauriabug garrison.”