See, if they’d just concentrated on the joy of Mrs Bugg’s bicycle kick, none of that would have happened.

Transcript:

Mrs Bugg, in soccer cleats and rocking a particularly huge bow, makes a beautiful bicycle kick, while in the background, two fans are about to pummel the everloving crap out of each other.

The text reads: “Junebugg 27, 1954: BIFA World Cup quarterfinal match between Bugzil and Urabugg turns violent, the first soccer hooligan incident.”