And then would go on to star in one of my favorite war movies of all time!

Transcript:

Mrs Bugg is, as usual when there’s a soccer-related item, booting the ball in by way of her favorite bicycle kick, her encleated feet flying above her head. Mr Bugg is the goalkeeper, and he looks very frightened indeed by the ball rocketing towards his face.

The text reads: “Bugvenber 19, 1969: Buggsociation player Buglé scores her 1,000th goal.”