Because heaven forfend someone might have a different, evidence-based view of the world, that conflicts with what your invisible skydaddy was said to have said, in a book badly-translated ten thousand times and from which you already pick and choose like some sort of fucking religious buffet. I’m looking at you, shrimp-eaters, beard-shavers, and polyester-wearers.

(Re: the drawing, I loves me some evolution-of-Bugg stuff, and the perspective making their hands look like huge Mickey Mouse hands. BUT SERIOUSLY STOP HATING ON SCIENCE, PEOPLE EVERYWHERE.)