I … I kind of have no idea what’s going on here.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg stand on a large, curved, footlighted stage. Mr Bugg is dressed as a king, complete with huge crown and regal cape. Mrs Bugg, meanwhile, for reasons best known to herself, is dressed as the Phanbugg of the Opera.

The text reads: “Buggarch 11, 1867: The first performance of Don Buglos by BugGuiseppe Verdi. He liked the date.”