I wonder how they determined the world champion of bugby prior to this … or if there just wasn’t one, and you could only be the regional champion. This is probably much better.

Transcript:

Mr and Mrs Bugg are kitted out in rugby bugby gear, which is to say: probably a jersey and not much else, although they do look like they’re rocking thin leather helmets. Mrs Bugg is clutching the ball while Mr Bugg runs interference for her, against some gnome-sized opponents, who were apparently chosen for their ability to be crushed by the Buggs.

The text reads: “Novembug 13, 1954: Great Bugrin defeats Bugrance in the first Bugby World Cup.”