I kinda doubt those rules included a bat with nails in it. Call me crazy.

Transcript:

Mr Bugg is holding a basketbugg ball, about to try to throw it through a basketbugg hoop just past Mrs Bugg. Unfortunately, Mrs Bugg is holding quite a large club or bat, liberally studded with nails, and she looks quite determined. This cannot end well.

The text reads: “Janugubb 15, 1892: James Naisbugg publishes the rules for Basektbugg.”