you simply cannot speak to the queen that way


Because that’s the first thing that would pop into my mind. *facepalm*


Mr Bugg stands at a telegraph transmitting, tapping out morse code, which travels via undersea cable to a receiver next to a horrified-looking Mrs Bugg.

The text reads: “Bugust 16, 1858: U.S. President James Buggchanan uses the first trans-buglantic telegraph cable to ask Queen Buggtoria of the United Bugdom … “How’s it hanging?””