On the plus side, I think Mrs Bugg normally gets to cosplay the winning side, so yay for Mr Bugg.

Transcript:

Mrs Bugg, her sword and ankh-emblazoned shield drooping dejectedly, looks away sadly as Mr Bugg raises his own shield (emblazoned with what looks like the Sisters of Mercy logo) and spear in triumph. He is wearing a crown, along with sunglasses to show his coolness, and stands before his army, who are also happily raising their shields and swords in triumph.

The text reads: “Buggtember 30, 489 BD: Battle of Buggrona: The Buggregoths, led by King Theodbugg the Pretty Cool, defeat the forces of Odobugg.”