I’ve been turning this over in my head for twenty minutes, trying to figure out how to throw in a quote from or reference to Cleolinda’s Troy in Fifteen Minutes, but I can’t do it. Just click the link & read it … then read every other X in Fifteen Minutes, then buy the book, then buy any movie so referenced any time it turns up in the $5 DVD bin, and quote lines from them back & forth with your sweetie for literally years in spite of the fact that practically no one will get the reference, even the “RON AND HERMIONE SHPIPERS: YAY!” one.

Ahem.