I’m astonished that any Robug emperors got to die of natural causes. Those ancient Robugs were treacherous.


Mr Bugg lies in state on a slab, Xs for eyes to indicate his deadness. He is wearing a toga that is remarkably unstained with blood. In the foreground, Mrs Bugg, wearing a fetching toga and crowned with both a crown and a bow, is waving her ankh-sceptre and smiling broadly as she waves to us.

The text reads: “Bugtember 18, 14: Tibugius is confirmed as Robug Emperor following the natural death of Bugustus.”