oooh, postits

Looks like he invented them just in time for that poor bugg in the bed, because goddamn. Couldn’t they just leave a note on the nightstand? Tape it to the mirror? Something other than a hammer and nails, jesus.

Transcript:

A smiling bugg waves a square piece of paper in the direction of another bugg, who is about to commit trepanning NAIL A NOTE TO THE HEAD OF A SLEEPING BUGG jesus buggs are weird.

The text reads: “Munch 26, 412: Edward “Sticky” Bugg invents postits. It is no longer necessary to nail notes to things like other bugss you don’t want to wake but need to leave a message for.”